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Games / You saw this coming with my name!
« on: April 27, 2011, 07:27:26 PM »
It's really late to add this, but What are your thoughts on a Zelda timeline?

With OoT3D coming out this June and Skyward Sword probably coming out some time by the end of the year, I would like to show my thoughts on the timeline.

The rules are as followed: Split timeline (I'm pretty sure nintendo even admited thet there was a split timeline), no "this doesn't fit so I'm going to put this on a brand new timeline" shit, AND NO GODDAMN CD-I ZELDAS (Zelda Wand of Gamelon, Link Faces of Evil, and Zelda's Adventure weren't even made by Nintendo!)!!!

So here's my timeline:

                                                    Adult /Wind Waker-Phantom Hourglass-Spirit Tracks
Skyward Sword-Minish Cap-Ocarina of Time<
                                                     Child \Majora's Mask-4 Swords-Zelda I-Zelda II\
                                                                                                               4 Swords Adventures
                                                                                                                              |
                                                                                                                  A Link to the Past
                                                                                                                              |
                                                                                                            Oracle of Ages/Seasons
                                                                                                                              |
                                                                                                                   Link's Awakening

I think you can tell the order I placed them in... Anyway! I decided to place Skyward Sword before Minish Cap because of there being a city in the sky in both Minish Cap and Twilight Princess. I think the 4 Swords saga takes place on the child timeline because I placed Minish Cap before Ocarina of Time. I placed A Link to the Past after Zelda II: The Adventure of Link and 4 Swords Adventures because Nintendo claimed that the GBA A Link to the Past's dialog changes were Canon (part of the main story). I put the Oracles after A Link to the Past because the triforce is whole, Ganon is dead (for the most part), Twinrova is still alive in the child timeline, and (Theory of the Trident: Ganon got his trident in 4 Swords Adventures and had it for the rest of the section of the timeline (This would hold the rest of the child timeline in place 100% if this was confirmed, but I have other things that hold it together in large percentages)). Lastly I place my favorite Zelda game: Link's Awakening at the end of the child timeline for a number of reasons: at the "true" end of the oracles Link sets out on a boat instead of going back to Hyrule, The enemies and bosses are very similar to A Link to the Past, it was originally a sequel to A Link to the Past, and the Final Nightmare takes the forms of Aghanim and Ganon (as well as many other bosses from A Link to the Past).

Do you see any flaws? Do you have your own timeline? Please post your own thoughts and/or Ideas on this page :P XD :P.

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"For mature audiences only." The first set of words you see as soon as you turn this game on... The game starts you off with Conker blowing off his girlfriend getting drunk at a bar, then stumbling on home. He gets horribly lost and ends up on a small piece of land surrounded by a river. Gameplay starts as Conker is hung over and tired. You learn about Context Sensitive and use it to give Conker some alka-seltzer. after a while you'll end up finding a shit creek where you'll find the most disgusting boss ever: The Great Mighty Poo! Not only is he a giant pile of shit, but he sings with a deep opera voice!

His lyrics are: "I am The Great Mighty Poo,
and I'm going to throw my shit at you!
A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish.
How about some scat you little twat?"

"Do you really think you'll survive in here?
You don't seem to know which creek you're in!
Sweetcorn is the only thing that makes it through my rear!
How d'you think I keep this lovely grin?"
*ding*
"Have some more caviar!"

"Now I'm really getting rather mad,
you're like a niggly tickly shitty little tag nut!
When I've knocked you out with all my bab,
I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!"

Conker: "Your butt?"

"My butt!"

Conker: "your butt?!"

"That's right my butt!
My butt!
My BUTT!!!"
*glass cracks*

Then he gets so mad his voice shatters the glass showing a drain switch that you use to flush him.

Disgusting right? :skull: :skull: :skull:

This game was also remade on the Xbox as "Conker's Live and Reloaded" but they censored the curse words.

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The Guardian Legend / The evolution of Naju's aliens...
« on: April 11, 2011, 04:59:36 PM »
Does anyone else notice the rate of the creatures evolutionary patterns? First there's Area 0; once you finish enough corridors the area gets harder and the alien in the picture attached changes! The next thing is the group of eyeballs boss in the organic area; You fight 2 of them, and the next boss is :grimgrin:. Did he evolve from the eyeballs boss? The wasteland area looks pretty similar to the underwater area as well (even has some "similar" enemies)...

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